These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. This Was Okay?

These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. This Was Okay?

Pensez plutôt à vous installer confortablement, vous êtes ici pour un bon moment

Pensez plutôt à vous installer confortablement, vous êtes ici pour un bon moment

What One Hiker Found In The Mountains of Tennessee Is Beyond Incredible

What One Hiker Found In The Mountains of Tennessee Is Beyond Incredible

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.

The Honking

Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Actually, that’s still true. Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Meh. Yeah, lots of people did.

  • Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
  • Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s t...

Oui, mais rien d’exceptionnel. 

David essaie de se rappeler si dans la lancée de sa jeunesse fougueuse, il n’aurait pas installé une bombe logique sur les ordinateurs de l’armée, mais il ne se rappelait pas avoir fait une telle bêtise. Planter tout le système informatique de la base aurait été trop grave de conséquences.

Il sort de son lit, les yeux dans un brouillard londonien, avance jusqu'à la salle de bain dont la baignoire a été remplie cinq minutes avant par l'ordinateur de la maison,...

Coucou coucou Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.

Natural Born Kissers

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* Weaseling out of things is...